That's Big Hair Guy, as stated by the giant letters floating above his head. He has big hair; that's about all I have to say on the subject.
That's JPL Guy. We went on a field trip to the Jet Propulsion Laboratory a couple weeks ago, and the tour guide was... creepy. Yes. Moving right along-
WASC, some big important organization that rates schools and such and whose initials probably don't even stand for anything but just sound official and imposing, came and rated our school the other day. To the delight of about six hundred children, they picked the worst possible day to come and eat the school's already notoriously disgusting hot lunches: Chicken Nuggets Day (just barely worse than Mad-Cow-Disease-Ridden-Rubbery-"Hamburgers"-Day). These things are frigging disgusting. Your typical [munchy's school]
Reference to Metal Gear Awesome at the end. Rest of story too long; not explaining. Kbai and thanks for readin'